Full of what??

Warning: this is completely inappropriate.  Good news, I happen to enjoy inappropriate.  







I am reading an article on Reese Witherspoon's ranch decor.  It's exciting.. here's a screen cap of the photo and it's description.

Looks fantastic.... I hope one day my yard is also full of all of that.  But a regular amount. You know, whatever's healthy.

Hope everyone's summer is as sunny as mine is, especially if you are on vaycay!  Gosh I love summer. And gin.

This one isn't about kijiji

The fact that Miley Cyrus was 8 years old when she was in one of my favourite movies makes me wonder how it is she is now engaged.

For real, wtf?  

goodbyeKitty

One Vegas story for you, before I am able to update fully (aka with pictures) that Andrea sends me.  We used my camera for HD video mainly for our Vegas Movie.. so you know that is coming at some point.  She's putting it together so I suggested a lot of star-wipe scene transitions.  Anyhow!

I bought two pairs of hellokitty sunglasses for Andrea and I to wear in Vegas.  Reason: none, fun, whatever. We wore them to the pool and on our last day I was swimming with them on and a 12 year old girl got my attention and gave me a "that's whats up!" nod, with some "you and me" finger motion.. herself wearing a pair of black ones.  

In one motion I knocked them off my face as if the sunglasses had morphed into a huge tarantula.  I just assumed there was nothing you shouldn't do in Vegas but I found one: look 12 in any way possible.

Vegas: you can sleep when you're dead

Grand Canyon, flight to Vegas

This trip was so awesome, so much fun, but about 800 things packed into 4 days that I will have to actually recover from it before I give a full update as to not forget anything.  It's easier just to tell you the things we didn't do.

• Didn't see a show
• Didn't go to a club
• Didn't gamble, aside from a $1 slot on our way out so we could say we did it
• Didn't shoot guns
• Didn't rent the car
• Didn't shop at any of the outlets
• Didn't get arrested

And didn't care!  Any of that stuff we can do in Vegas 2013 if we want... especially get arrested.

I will say the last night was the absolute best and worst if only (but it wasn't only) because we were still drinking dollar margaritas from the Golden Nugget in old las vegas approximately 30 minutes before I boarded the shuttle to the airport.  Regular necessities like sleeping an eating are total options in Vegas, and we opted out of a lot of it.

This is what my name sounds like to people when I show up to the airport Starbucks still drunk and blackout tired.  They should be glad I didn't answer "my name is give me that fucking coffee right now" ..  I drank the entire thing and passed out cold in my seat, to be woken up by very amused fellow travellers as we were boarding the plane at 5:40am.

I honestly cannot imagine any city on earth being more exciting than Las Vegas.. with that, back to the work week and why isn't it the weekend again so I can sleep?