So I'm in the car and I glance over to my left at a woman rollerblading. I think, hey gurl, good for you.. even if you are not going in the right direction for your side of the road, that's still awesome. Then I notice Rollergurl is on fire... no no wait.. she's smoking??? Yep she's actually smoking! and rollerblading. As I pull up to pass her I glance over again.. maybe hoping she WAS on fire and not doing the dumbest thing I've ever seen; like the guy who went for a treadmill run at the gym in fucking jeans (not even stretchy spandex jeans.. WORK jeans). So what else do I see?? Not only is Rollergurl indeed smoking but she's texting. She's fucking smoking, rollerblading on the street and texting. I can't even believe it. Rollergurl has to be the busiest person ever.. the only way she could be busier is if maybe she was taking a huge morning shit in her pants as she was doing all this. Let's just assume she was for the sake of argument, ok? I went from thinking hey cool I wish I were doing that, to realizing she's too 'Type A' personality for normal activities and is likely not even rollerblading for fitness.. she's probably going to work or something. Raise your hand if you imagine a conversation with someone like that to be so confusing you'd cry. Raise your other hand if you are also kind of scared she does everything while smoking and texting, because she's on crack, and only stops to randomly shout out to people on the street "I FUCKING LOVE LIFE!"
Tuesday, August 30
I fucking love life
I feel like there are times in an otherwise average, perfectly nice day, where you just notice something and decide ok I need to tell someone about this. I had one of those days. Don't get all nervous here it's not a long story; stop sweating I promise you have time to read this.
So I'm in the car and I glance over to my left at a woman rollerblading. I think, hey gurl, good for you.. even if you are not going in the right direction for your side of the road, that's still awesome. Then I notice Rollergurl is on fire... no no wait.. she's smoking??? Yep she's actually smoking! and rollerblading. As I pull up to pass her I glance over again.. maybe hoping she WAS on fire and not doing the dumbest thing I've ever seen; like the guy who went for a treadmill run at the gym in fucking jeans (not even stretchy spandex jeans.. WORK jeans). So what else do I see?? Not only is Rollergurl indeed smoking but she's texting. She's fucking smoking, rollerblading on the street and texting. I can't even believe it. Rollergurl has to be the busiest person ever.. the only way she could be busier is if maybe she was taking a huge morning shit in her pants as she was doing all this. Let's just assume she was for the sake of argument, ok? I went from thinking hey cool I wish I were doing that, to realizing she's too 'Type A' personality for normal activities and is likely not even rollerblading for fitness.. she's probably going to work or something. Raise your hand if you imagine a conversation with someone like that to be so confusing you'd cry. Raise your other hand if you are also kind of scared she does everything while smoking and texting, because she's on crack, and only stops to randomly shout out to people on the street "I FUCKING LOVE LIFE!"
So I'm in the car and I glance over to my left at a woman rollerblading. I think, hey gurl, good for you.. even if you are not going in the right direction for your side of the road, that's still awesome. Then I notice Rollergurl is on fire... no no wait.. she's smoking??? Yep she's actually smoking! and rollerblading. As I pull up to pass her I glance over again.. maybe hoping she WAS on fire and not doing the dumbest thing I've ever seen; like the guy who went for a treadmill run at the gym in fucking jeans (not even stretchy spandex jeans.. WORK jeans). So what else do I see?? Not only is Rollergurl indeed smoking but she's texting. She's fucking smoking, rollerblading on the street and texting. I can't even believe it. Rollergurl has to be the busiest person ever.. the only way she could be busier is if maybe she was taking a huge morning shit in her pants as she was doing all this. Let's just assume she was for the sake of argument, ok? I went from thinking hey cool I wish I were doing that, to realizing she's too 'Type A' personality for normal activities and is likely not even rollerblading for fitness.. she's probably going to work or something. Raise your hand if you imagine a conversation with someone like that to be so confusing you'd cry. Raise your other hand if you are also kind of scared she does everything while smoking and texting, because she's on crack, and only stops to randomly shout out to people on the street "I FUCKING LOVE LIFE!"
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